The Jason Manford Show - with Tez Ilyas

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Jason's joined by Tez Ilyas this week, and they talk about all this stuff and more: - Mucking out pigs - No Fun Run - Monopoly Hack - How to win £10,000 - You'll Never Walk Alone - Sunday Brunch is too long

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. This is... This is...
0:34.0	Jason Manford.
0:36.0	This is...
0:38.0	Absolute Absolute Radio.
0:40.0	Where real music matters...
0:41.0	Good morning, it's the Jason Manford show, hope you are very well this morning.
0:45.0	My guest today is Tiz Ilius.
0:48.0	Hello, good morning, Jason.
0:50.0	Thank you for having me.
0:51.0	Absolute pleasure.
0:52.0	Always lovely to see you. Ma' it lovely to see you as well.
0:54.2	Although you dragged me in on a Sunday at 8 AM.
0:57.7	I know.
0:58.7	Well that's where the show is.
0:59.2	About six hours earlier than I'd normally
1:00.9	you dragged it up on a Sunday.
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