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The Jason Manford Show

The Jason Manford Show - Covered by Matt Forde and Zoe Lyons

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Matt Forde and Zoe Lyons are in for Jason Manford this week, as he takes a break after his big hedgehog reveal on the telly last night. Here’s what they got talking about: 1 – Matt’s Tenerife Travel Trauma 2 – Hedgehog aka Jason calls in 3 – Yorkshire Puddings 4 – Beekeeping & Goat Yoga 5 – Attacked by geese and horseflies 6 – Zoe’s new teatime telly show 7 – Marmite with Peanut Butter and other food “hacks” 8 – Strangest experiences at work 9 – Matt’s Twitter secret 10 – The Boston Dangler

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness, that's steamy. Jason, Manford,

0:34.0

Manford.

0:35.0

Absolute radio.

0:36.0

Where real music matters.

0:38.0

Hello and welcome to the Jason Manford podcast.

0:40.0

I'm Matt Ford.

0:41.0

You're obviously expecting Jason. Firstly, I'm sorry he's not here, but you'll know he was on mast last night on the mass singer. So he does, we talked to him during the show and when I say we, I mean myself and Zoe Lyons who's here hello hello

0:53.8

it's been a lot of fun this morning hasn't it great fun I can't believe the let's do it

0:57.5

no I mean this probably will be the last time we're asked I think a lot of people

1:01.4

listening couldn't believe real latter.

1:04.0

But it's been a real treat. Jason pops up during the show and just to give you warning,

1:09.0

some of the texts about food, I mean how would you describe them Zoe? Disturbing at best.

1:15.6

Prepare to be disturbed.

1:19.2

Sunday morning, say till 11, Jason Manford on absolute radio.

1:25.0

Where real music matters.

1:26.0

Good morning, Matt Ford and Zoe Lyons and for Jason Manford.

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