Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

Goodness that's steamy.

Hello it's Jason Manford here.

This is my podcast. Now obviously it is different to the radio

show because you don't get the music and the adverts and the news and all that sort of stuff

but I want you to still feel included in some of the topics.

So if a topic comes up that you think,

you know what, I've got something about that,

feel free to message me on Twitter or Facebook

and at some point I'll get around to that message and it can even be included

in the podcast next week.

So do feel free to be as interactive as the listeners who bother their arses to get out of bed to listen to us on a Sunday morning.

This is Jason Manford.

This is absolute radio.

Where real music matters.

So the other day an amazing event happened that has revolutionized my life right? I think I don't think I'm over selling it by saying

it is one of the greatest things that has ever happened and I'll remember it and cherish it for the

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