Live in the staff canteen

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2016

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

We call this show a doughnut...it's jam packed. This week Jason is joined by Steve Edge & Jonny Awsum and very special guest Adam Hills as we move the show out of the studio and into our staff canteen with a live audience. We discuss inappropriate gifts, badly behaved children and the moment you realised you were a bit over weight.

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:03.7	Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.5	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:16.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate
0:22.0	helps to find life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation Weekly Lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C's apply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.
0:40.0	Jason, Manford, absolute radio.
0:45.8	We're real music, matters.
0:48.3	We've got the audience in and we're ready to go. It's time for the Jason Manford show.
0:55.0	Very nice. That's a good start to the morning.
1:01.0	Cricky, I can't believe I'm wake everybody is. I still feel murderous.
1:05.1	You know that sort of, you know that's something in the morning when you think, if somebody crosses me right now,
1:10.3	I reckon I could do it. I reckon I could happen. Good morning it's Jason Manford on
1:13.9	absolute radio. It is our, it feels weird saying a live show. Of course it's always a live show
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