The Jason Manford Show - Lauren Mitchell

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford was live from Aberdeen for today's show with co-host Lauren Mitchell, chatting about... 1 - Cinema = an excuse for icecream, right? 2 - The Juice Diet (Do not try at home) 3 - Reasons you DIDN'T go on a second date 4 - Caller Dominic shares his tale of woe from a date in Vietnam gone wrong 5 - What phrase / word did you invent? 6 - The Whizz Bang 7 - It's not a "proper plane"

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The bird's ice steam-fresh range. Goodness, that's steamy.
0:30.0	Good morning!
0:31.0	Jaysam-Amford on absolute radio.
0:34.0	Hope you are very, very well, this, well, I don't know what the weather is like where you are,
0:39.0	where I'm up in Aberdeen and it is beautiful. Always, always lovely up here this morning we have
0:45.6	Lauren with us good morning
0:48.1	Lauren hosts the the breakfast show up here on North Sound.
0:53.0	Yes, that's it.
0:54.0	And we couldn't get a comedian up here today.
0:57.0	So Lauren's going to help us out.
0:59.0	Try and be as funny as I can.
1:00.0	Don't worry about it.
1:01.0	It's it, I miss anyway. You know.
1:03.2	T usually does all that though.
1:04.8	Again, I thought it's hard to be funny in the morning.
1:08.0	It's really the worst time for me.
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