As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.

Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.

Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin

as he softly whispered.

What would you prefer love?

Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?

The bird's ice steam-fresh range. Goodness, that's steamy.

You're listening to a compilation of the best bits of Jason Manford on absolute radio because even funny people are allowed a day off.

Chris Ramsey is here, Rosie Ramsey is here.

So the other day I was trying, it's half term.

It's as you know, it's hard work in it.

Terrible.

It's horrible.

It's horrible.

It's really hard. Because you, like I had big plans for half term as well like

because I've been working I've been on tour and you know all the kids all week

because I'm like okay let's do loads of things and by the Wednesday I'm like there's an

iPad for three hours in a packet of skips I'm like enjoy guys but we did you know we did

enough we did enough that I feel like we've had a good week.

But it's the, it was the cooking every day.

That was the, because some, you know what, at least when I know they're at school,

I know they're getting a good solid hot meal in the middle of the day.

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