The Jason Manford Show - Covered by Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont are in for Jason Manford this week. They chat about your biggest parenting fails, ghost animals and give us a peak behind the curtain of the marriage.

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason, Manford.
0:34.3	Absolute Radio.
0:35.8	We real music matters.
0:38.2	Sunshine in Northern England.
0:39.7	It can mean only one thing.
0:41.8	Good morning you listen to Absolute absolute I'm John Richardson.
0:44.3	I am your wife. Oh don't do that because it makes me look bad. That's what you wanted me to
0:49.7	say didn't you know? Because you're hearing your own right as a comedian and broadcaster.
0:54.0	Oh, right, yeah.
0:55.1	You said to me, just before we started, you just tell me when you want me to talk.
0:59.1	And I thought, that is not the rule in the house.
1:01.5	So let's not pretend that's going to be the rule for the next three hours.
1:04.2	I said, just tell me when you want me to insult, yeah.
1:07.0	Okay.
1:08.3	Well, strapping, it's going to be an exciting morning.
1:10.8	You can join in at any point on 81215 that's the text
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