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Judge John Hodgman

The J Squad and Lil Monte

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's Extra Bailiff Day with Summertime Fun Time Bailiff Monte Belmonte! In the winter! Monte joins Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse in chambers to discuss mini golf, joke origins, winter layering, local TV stations, child names, and the return of the hit segment DRACULA OR NO!

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers

0:06.7

this week clearing the docket. And with me, as always, is the secondary man of Maine,

0:12.6

Judge John Hodgman. The second gentleman of Maine, John Hodgman, I am here. Of course,

0:17.4

I'm not the main man of Maine. That is Joel Mann. It was across the glass for me here

0:21.8

in the solar powered studios of WERU 89.9 on your frequency modulation dial. Also known

0:29.9

as the Mollman Joel. Hello, Judge. Hello. This is the penultimate time I shall be here

0:35.6

this season. I'm sad to say. One more time next week with you across the glass. It's

0:41.1

been such a pleasure spending time with you here. It's been a lot of fun. Yeah. Put some

0:45.2

sand down in the driveway though. I was I was doing donuts and non on purpose. I see

0:49.7

up here in Maine. We're also joined today by a very, very good friend. They completely

0:54.5

different radio station W RSI FM the river 93.9 in North Hampton, Massachusetts. That's

1:00.4

correct. Your summertime fun time. And now winter time, sin time, guest bailiff. Wow.

1:08.3

Monte Bel Monte. Hello, Judge. Monte Bel Monte, by the way, an appropriate appellation

1:15.8

because he is wearing a sweater with leopards on it. An entarcy a sweater with leopards

1:22.8

in built into the net. I think that's a sin time sweater. I think it's always sin time

1:28.4

when the sweater comes on purchased. If I may buzz market at one of your favorite Brattle

1:34.2

Bar over Mont thrift shops, boomerang. Boomerang is one of my very favorite. I'll venture

1:39.4

to say it's one of my favorite thrift shops in the world. Boomerang and Brattle Bar over

1:43.9

Mont. So you're picking up Cougar arm sweaters in Brattle Barrow. What's the market report

1:50.8

down there in North Hampton? What are they got on sale? The supermarket. What's good

1:53.8

these days? Ruin 9 and Hadley, trans world market. You can get spicy chili crisp, which

2:00.2

if you haven't had that is something I'm addicted to. It's extras love it by the case.

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