The Issue With Roasts
Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand
Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
This week, Xolo Maridueña questions whether we should do a roast and discusses the issues involved in roasting sessions. Jacob Bertrand and Xolo also raise an often overlooked question: 'How do you position the toilet seat cover?' The duo share their thoughts on the recent Netflix film `Apex’ and congratulations go to producer JMKM for winning 1st place at the I Heart Poke Festival. Don’t miss this week's bonus episode, where we answer your questions about the toughest part of working on set and listen to your voicemails. Subscribe now!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back. |
| 0:04.4 | Mom! |
| 0:05.0 | Up the stairs for something. |
| 0:07.8 | Ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for. |
| 0:12.0 | Mom, what's for dinner? |
| 0:13.6 | Chop, sizzle, done. |
| 0:17.1 | Hello, fresh, can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier. |
| 0:23.4 | So its phones down, forks up. |
| 0:25.5 | Hello, Fresh. |
| 0:26.5 | Bring back dinner time. |
| 0:29.8 | This week on Lone Lobos. |
| 0:32.5 | Dude, that's a great vlog moment, like, racing the other people from my plane to work catching. |
| 0:38.2 | Like, everyone kind of does that. I know. I walked out, like, 40th person on, like, all right, let's do this. The last, like, couple times you've called me, like, oh, my God, you responded. I'm like, all right, you can say that one time. You can't say that multiple times. No, I said that, and then you hung up. Yeah, we can't say that multiple times because you don't respond a lot. |
| 0:56.1 | Did you add an update. |
| 0:57.8 | One. You can't say that multiple times. No, I said that and then you hung up. Yeah, we can't say that multiple times because you don't respond a lot. |
| 0:56.3 | John Upday. |
| 0:57.6 | One first place at a pokey competition last night. |
| 1:01.9 | First place. |
| 1:03.4 | Everyone else, you're not that guy, pal. |
| 1:06.0 | Jordan, you're that guy, pal. |
| 1:07.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.5 | I went by Smorg on Sunday, and your line was so long. |
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