Discussing Dating and Internet Brain Rot
Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand
Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand discuss our lobitos voicemail question: is it better to date around? Send your voicemails to 510-995-6267 for a chance to be answered. The duo also opens a special package from Japan and chats about internet brain rot. In our bonus segment, we answer the lobitos question: if you could keep only one item and lose everything else, what would it be? Congratulations to all our listeners who have graduated or are about to graduate; we react to college acceptance letter videos. Watch Lobitos Exclusivos for more.
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| 0:25.5 | I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. |
| 0:28.9 | Wow, wow, wow. |
| 0:30.0 | Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy? |
| 0:33.3 | Oh, God. |
| 0:34.6 | Substitution, courtesy of paddy-power embarrassing Eddie |
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| 0:56.5 | Raise your hand if you didn't know about this. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh. |
| 0:59.4 | Oh my God, bunch of virgins. |
| 1:01.8 | Mo knows about it. |
| 1:02.7 | Oh, shit. |
| 1:03.6 | Mo kept his bawd down. |
| 1:05.6 | I was at Bergheim before y'all were born. |
| 1:08.0 | Unboxing. |
| 1:31.8 | I hope that's not mine. May showers bring Sholo in June. Right? That's the, uh... That's the saying. Yeah, that's the saying. Put that on a t-shirt. Yeah, what is it? Annie Waddle away. Waddle waddle. Is that brain rot? That's brain rot. Till the very next day. Bump next day bum bum bum bum it up three two one go um come on come on come um All righty, we're back. |
| 1:51.0 | It's the long lobo show. |
| 1:53.5 | I'm back. |
| 1:54.6 | It's Sholo and with my big bro, Jacob, Bobo. |
| 2:00.7 | I have some stuff for you, Jacob. |
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