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🗓️ 28 July 2025
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0:00.0 | I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home. |
0:02.5 | I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money. |
0:05.7 | I've ruled out uni because of my grades. |
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1:02.1 | white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting oh you two or something we're bad friends I mean, I don't want to use World War II references. Please. But above my refrigerator, on the top of my refrigerator, you know what I call it? Ashowitz. Dude. Why? There's 93. I'm not kidding you. I have 93 traps. The hotels? Yeah, the little mouse traps? Yeah, yeah. And I go. Oh, you mean the ant trap? The ant traps. I have 94, 93 of them in there, right? And how many, how many ants have you caught? Six million? No, about eight. No, I've caught thousands of them. And what? Six million is a funny joke. Oh, God god damn i miss i miss the joke i miss the joke |
1:49.2 | dude i missed the joke was so good six million yeah yeah yeah how many ants you got yeah yeah yeah um |
1:55.2 | you know what here if we red did the joke you would i would have said god damn that was good i would |
1:58.9 | have said how many answers did you catch six million and you would have and you would have said that's what they say that's I know I know I know but I didn't even |
2:05.4 | it's all good get it I'm so sorry that's how good you are no I'm not good yeah yeah oh yeah so no I was |
2:11.6 | being literal about it I got you I mean so probably thousands is there food up? Well, apparently what happens in the summer is it gets so hot. |
2:20.2 | They have to come inside. They have to come inside. I know. I got spiders all over my house. Spiders the same way? And the dog catches the spiders. And this is the funniest part. She's sick. She plays with them. She doesn't kill them right away. She pushes them in the corner with her nose and keeps them in there. |
2:16.9 | Right. |
2:17.2 | Like a maniac. |
2:18.1 | And then I'll come over and be like, what are you doing? |
2:19.3 | What are you doing? |
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