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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, oh, look at what goes on my feet.
0:02.4	Look what goes on my hands and my body.
0:04.8	And look what goes on our head.
0:06.0	And my head.
0:06.8	We got new merch, new socks and shirts. It's been a long time since we've made merch, but we really love this drop. That's why we did it. We waited. We think this to design. We got the so cool. Baseball caps. The t-shirts. We have the thank you t-shirts.
0:18.7	And socks.
0:19.2	And we have socks.
0:20.0	Available right now at bad friendsmerch.com.
0:22.8	Don't go chasing. T-shirts. We have the thank you t-shirts. And we have socks. Available right now at bad friendsmerch.com.
0:22.8	Don't go chasing
0:24.6	waterfall.
0:26.0	To the rivers and the light
0:28.1	and the sea use to
0:29.6	I know that you're gonna
0:32.2	have it show away
0:33.7	or nothing at all
0:35.4	but I think you're moving too fast. You know the whole lyric, huh? I have no doubt. I seen a rainbow yesterday and so many. You know a song? What? I got you a gift to start the show. Dun-dun-bum-bum-bum-bump-bum-bump-bump-bump-dif. Gift, gif. I have no gift. Done, done, done. Well, last time you told us about how much your new hobby has enthralled you, and although we couldn't get you exactly what I thought we were supposed to get you, we got you something else. Who did it? What size are they? Your size. Nine? Nine, baby. They're nice.
1:11.6	You like these?
1:26.5	I love Europa. These are the Europa, track control. These are the grippers. This was one- Who's are there that they wore it and then they don't want to wear anymore? No, this was a 14-year-old boy who lives in Burbank. That's what we got them from. No, really? Yeah. but they're yours now, dog.
1:27.2	Thanks, bud.
1:28.9	And look at the rubber's worn out on the brakes.
2:18.3	Do they work, really? Yeah. But they're yours now, Doug. Thanks, but. And look at the rubber's worn out on the brakes. Do they work, though? Do they work? Well, they don't break unless, like, the wheels don't work, but of course they work. Strap up and rock out. You want to take a break and roll around the parking lot for a minute? 1199. That's how much they were. 1199. What would you like them to be? $300. Why? I want the high tech versions of this. Those are the highest tech. Dude, I can go on the light right now get a higher tech. It's last year's model. Is it really? Yeah. That kid was ripping. Oh, I don't like it. Come on, put them on. Was him on and rip around the neighborhood for one minute. Please. It would really help me out. Really? Yeah, I'm having a tough day. I need a good day. All right. Hell yeah. You're being real? Yes. I wipe out. I swear to go out. What do we go? I'm sorry. Turn around. Jump something.
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