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Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Hello and welcome to Rational Security Edition. I'm Shane Harris of The Daily Beast, feeling totally unhinged and irrational this week, you guys.

I'm completely off my rocker.

I'm so off my rocker. I'm just, I'm, you know, I I'm over the bend, unhinged, reporting by Muslim neighbors to the authorities.

And still so much more saying than a lot of our politicians.

Definitely.

I'm going to run for president now on that the space soon to be vacated, perhaps by the

Republican, the front runner.

I'm just the shade of less crazy than Donald Trump.

That's your news like it.

Less crazy than Donald Trump.

It's a low bar, people.

It's a very low bar, and I'm going to shimmy right under it.

Of course we're going to get to Senior Trump later in the podcast. Boy,

been quite a week, quite a week. I'm going to of course as always by my friends

tomorrow, Koffman, but it's a lot tomorrow.

Hello, Shane. And you you're feeling you're probably

feeling a little more rational than we let on yeah well I'll give you my own definition

of insanity a little later oh I look forward to that oh I look forward to. We're previewing all of our word plays here in the intro.

And of course, my friend Ben Wittis. Hello Ben.

Cheers to you.

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