Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome back to Chuckle sandwich the podcast Ted you are sitting down in a chair. Why?

How?

I'm not a rich mother fucker with the ability to buy a standing

Yeah, hey, you know what Ted? I think you're being stood up right now

You know, Mr. Asmister is

Ted can't afford a standing desk because he spent it all on smoggy Los Angeles. You know, Shlap

It's funny because I actually sent a text to Shlap the other day and it was two screenshots

It was a photo of the air quality in Texas versus the air quality in LA

and it was decidedly worse in Texas than in Texas. Yeah, yeah, Austin your neck of the woods. That is crazy Ted

Thank you for telling me what the text said because I didn't open it

Charlie were on our feet today for the episode

I'm feeling good

Powerful you're not really

Taylor's suit had tries to put on I might as well be wearing a finely tailored suit from Joseph a bank a red power tie

Trump made it. Oh my god. I feel good. I am wearing a loose fitting Arizona green t-shirt

Oh, I am wearing an in-out shirt so athletic you are you are to stall at a sorts today, Ted

You are just a mess man the smog is reached your legs. You can't even stand

Christ

You're old you're all vapor below the waist. I can tell Ted is actually upset

I've heard you are maulding right now. I've learned how to float on the smog and use it as a staircase to move around

I don't even need a car anymore. I use the other cars of the people in LA to move around

It's actually very convenient. Yeah, we just stand up and walk

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