Hey everyone, welcome back to the Chuckles sandwich podcast. This is apparently the number six comedy podcast on Spotify, according to a certain metric.

We have no idea what that entails.

If that isn't indicative of how much numbers don't mean anything, I don't know what is.

We don't even know if it's true.

Think, why are we on the comedy charts, guys?

I, this has never been good. This has never been funny.

And yet we keep climbing. We should really be on the crime charts.

Yeah, this should be on the atrocities chart.

I agree. True crimes. We commit, and we commit it every time.

Crimes against mankind. Influencers are ruining the world.

I'm sure that every single podcast host that's been doing this, they've been grinded in every day,

the blood sweat and tears they put into this podcast grind, and then they just see these

fucking asshole 20-year-olds just climb up the guard.

They just see us climb and slide out.

Their hands are bloodied from punching walls all day for the last several days, weeks even.

But yeah, welcome back. Last episode we had minks on the podcast.

And today it's just us on our loan sum.

Can we never have her back on again?

Thank God. We considered bringing her on as a, as our new member, but unfortunately,

after the podcast, recording ended her in Schlatte, got into a really, really serious argument.

If you want to elaborate on that.

Yeah. Well, we were actually talking about why she sent a box of butt plugs to my house.

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