Hello and welcome to the complete guide everything a podcast about everything. I'm one of your hosts. Tom. I'm Tim. Tim. How are you doing this lovely week? Tom. I'm doing very well full disclosure. It's April Fool's Day, but we're not going to pull any pranks. No. Because by the time the episode comes out, it won't be April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day will be in the rearview mirror for everybody. Yeah. And people would be like, wait, what is this now? Am I getting pranked two days after?

After April Fool's Day? Yeah. Or after that even? Have you had any pranks pulled on you today? No. Thank God. Nobody. Nobody does actual pranks for April Fool's Day anymore. It's just companies with fake things. Yeah. Companies thinking that like it's a whimsical idea. Yeah. And it's not. Nobody is like, oh, the bank that holds my money needs to have a good.

Sense of humor as well. There have been eight bank pranks. Bank pranks. What if there was a prank bank? I think Elizabeth Warren would lose her shit. She'd have to get involved. Yeah. She'd feel like, we don't need pranks from banks. Yeah. No, we have enough trouble from banks. Now these pranks. Bernie Sanders would be like, these million is doing is with the pranks and the shenanigans.

Go on. I've had enough. Good. Great. Tom. How are you this week? Myself and all the young people have had enough. I'm good. Just don't prank. This goes to everybody including Sir George Clooney. Don't prank. Nobody likes being pranked unless you're here. Here. George Clooney and Ashton Kutcher think they could prank anyone. Yeah. And that they like it. Everybody.

Just pretend to like it because they're handsome. You wait. If George Clooney played a prank on you, you would enjoy it. You'd like it. No, I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. I'd pretend like I enjoyed it because he's George Clooney. Right. I'm saying like not like a big not like, you know, he's hosting a TV show. Just like a personal prank. I don't want to be. I don't need to be deceived by people that are supposed to be my friends. Well, George Clooney isn't supposed to be your friend. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but then I'd have no reason. What? So George Clooney just comes

into my life. Does humiliate me? Yeah. To make me think that something's happening. That's not happening. That's nothing. Like there's no reason I should. I don't think he necessarily does those types of pranks. I think he does more of the like, you know, filling up your trailer with like, you know, whipped cream or something kind of pranks. Yeah, but who wants that? Just to be inconvenienced and then be like, oh, but your friend did it. So it's nice. No, but he does it to other rich people and they just get somebody else to clean it.

Well, that's true. Everybody's always the lower classes. George Clooney making every every body in the 99% clean up after his pranks on the 1%.

I'm sick of it. And it's got to stop. Yeah.

You got my voice about George Clooney's pranks. Wow.

Tom, I had a, I had an only in New York experience last year. Yeah.

Did he involve Donald Trump? No.

Look, people are going to play pranks. I know.

This is such a great topical political episode. We're doing.

Look, I'm the best at pranks. Okay. Everybody tells me I do the best pranks. Everybody loves them.

I do, I do classy pranks. I don't have a Donald Trump impression. I don't have an impression of anybody.

I don't have a Bernie was pretty good. I don't have a Christopher walk in a restaurant. Christopher walk in.

You know what I hate these like actual comedians or like well-known people like

Jay Moore and Kevin Pollock. I'm trying to start a fight. But like, I'm not really.

The fact that they're like, they got other things going on in their lives. Man, I have to do impressions of Christopher walk in.

They trade on their Christopher walk in impression. It's just like, you don't need to do this, man.

Like everybody's you're doing something that everybody does. And then it's like, well,

you never do a Christopher walk in and put it Jay Moore. You're doing something that the funny guy at the

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