The Infinite IKEA (Part 3) | SCP-3008

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🗓️ 1 July 2022

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SCP Foundation EUCLID class object, SCP-3008: The Infinite IKEA (Part 3) This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008, and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Joshua Simpson DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #drscp #scp #scpfoundation #doctorscp #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The third and final story which I have to share with you about my time inside the infinite IKEA
0:04.8	began immediately after my last account. Shaggy Rugg, the Meatball King and I, stood in the Church
0:11.9	of Infinite Warranty, where we just confronted and overcame the nefarious bishop,
0:17.8	before exiling him outside the flat-pack fortress.
0:21.7	The bishop had killed my predecessor, Agent Ophelius, and tried to kill me, so he could
0:27.5	hoard the exit locators which Ophelius and I had brought into this place.
0:32.1	The exit locators offered the lost shoppers a chance to return home.
0:36.6	Now the king of the Meatball Kingdom placed the retrieved
0:39.6	exit locators in my hands. One broken and one, which beeped rhythmically still working.
0:47.1	Toilet brush, he said to me. Does that mean what I think?
0:51.8	That an exit is nearby? I asked.
0:55.0	Yes, that's right. Quite a rarity, but this confirms it.
0:59.0	The king looked to Shaggy Rugg, leader of the guards, and they nodded at each other.
1:05.0	The king sighed, then said to me,
1:08.0	Excuse the timing, Toilet Brush, but we must ask you to take advantage of this rare
1:13.3	opportunity. You want me to leave? I said. No way. This place is my home now. The king looked down at
1:22.6	the floor. Shaggy stepped in and said, we just need you to take a quick expedition to the outside world, TB.
1:29.3	The king chimed in.
1:30.3	There's some things which we are lacking here.
1:33.3	Things we need.
1:34.3	What do you mean? I asked.
1:36.3	You have everything here.
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