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Hello, everybody, and welcome to episode 182 of Heist Podcasts, the True Crime

Podcasts, without the murder. I'm Simon. And I'm Matt.

And Matt, we got a good one today. We're continuing a story that we love telling the first part of last time.

We got part two of Michelle Van Ryn's crazy adventures. We've all of a sudden became quick fans of this crazy maniac.

And we decide there's more

stories to tell about this guy.

So we're going to jump in and follow another wacky adventure this guy said.

Yeah, this feels like while it's part two, there might be more parts completely unconnected

to part two because he's just done so much crazy stuff in his life.

Yeah, I just keep stumbling on other articles about this guy. None of them are connected. They're all over the place. I'm surprised his name isn't more known or how it took us so long to find it until now. But just a wild life. Just a wild life. But listen, before we get into that, we got some heist news.

Should we get into it, Matt?

Let's do it.

All right.

Heist in the news.

So, Matt, this version of heist news, I think it's fair to say there was a different perspective to this type of heist news.

Yeah, I started doing some research and usually I'll hit some Google news, check out what's going on, what's on the wires. And for some reason, there wasn't a lot of crime. And if there was crime, it was very innocent, very, very small crime. I was confused for a while. Didn't know what was happening, thought it maybe just was a peaceful week.

And then I realized I was in Canada. I'm in Canada right now. And I was looking at mostly,

it focuses on where you're at. So I'm looking at Canadian crime. And it was really hard to find anything of substantial crime levels because we're in friendly, peaceful Canada. Canada. It's like too peaceful for this podcast. There's not enough going on up there to

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