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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

The Important Broadcast Module 95: I Tend To Go For A Baggier Mitten

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Two podcasts to get through in one week eh? How will you possibly manage. In Module 95, you can look forward to a story about a horse, a fact about time and a question about a burger. There's also some maths and a really big dog. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:00.0

Danny Wallace

0:01.4

Brady OX

0:03.5

Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast

0:06.4

And I will warn you

0:07.7

This one includes mathematics

0:09.3

I'm not a huge fan of mathematics

0:12.4

I don't believe in it

0:14.0

I think it's much better to vibe your way through numbers

0:16.9

You get a sense of numbers

0:19.0

You can get a sense of how long something is You can get a sense of how long something is. You can get a

0:21.9

sense of how big the exact sort of number of nuts and bolts you need in an airplane is. I'm saying

0:29.7

it's it's there for the vibe in. Well, that's how you cook, isn't it? Well, I tend to stick to the

0:36.6

recipe, but I will have a little flourish. My wife treats it like jazz where there are no rules. I agree with your wife. Do you? Just do what you want. She wouldn't even say a timer. Yeah, I don't do you know. She's like, oh, I'll sense when it's ready. Yeah, it's a pizza. It's supposed to be for eight minutes. My girlfriend refuses to abide by the preheating the oven rule.

0:57.1

So she believes in pre-heating. for eight minutes. My girlfriend refuses to abide by the preheating the oven rule.

0:57.1

So she believes in putting the oven on and then putting the stuff in straight away.

1:02.1

And it makes me really sad.

1:05.6

I think if you're...

1:06.6

I can't believe this has turned into such a woman-hating podcast.

1:09.7

It's not because she's a woman.

1:11.0

She doesn't do that because she's a woman.

1:12.2

She does that because she's mad.

1:14.3

Well, if I just got home and about to put a pizza in the oven, like a frozen pizza, I may as well just stick it in and then put the oven on. But if I'm, like, cooking something and I've got to chop some stuff up, Then I'll put the oven on first because it's just saving time, isn't it?

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