The Important Broadcast Module 74: I’d Like To Announce My Candidacy

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

By all means announce your candidacy for a political party. Everyone else is doing it. But don’t, for goodness sake, try to usurp The Great Leader. He hates it when people do that. This week’s episode will bring you a night out with Chris Moyles & Johnny Vaughan, a pesky crow and sexy puffin. That’ll be plenty. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk.

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace
0:01.4	Brady OX
0:03.5	Well hello, how are you and welcome to this week's important broadcast podcast brought to you from Studio X and the IBS.
0:12.0	IBS team assemble.
0:14.7	We hadn't planned that out.
0:16.0	Shwing?
0:16.6	No, can't do that.
0:19.4	What would we do if we were superheroes sort of like a mystery squad? I guess we would all kind of bump our fists together. Yeah, I had the urge to bump our fists together. Maybe tap our ears because we all cast us. Great idea. Yeah, left hand taps the ear, right hand, three-way fist bump. We're actually doing this. Three-way fist-bump, pow.
0:38.2	Now I feel better.
0:40.6	Now we can begin.
0:41.4	Yeah, on this week's important broadcast podcast, we bring you news of a crow.
0:46.1	A really, ah, dastardly figure.
0:49.1	Mm.
0:49.7	Who is terrorizing Canada.
0:51.6	And getting in the way of the authorities, there's nowhere you can go without Canuck the Blooming Crow, getting all in your grill. Yeah, I didn't know crows could be quite so malicious. Oh, they certainly can, Steve. I guess they do have bad reputation. Never trust a crow. Never trust a crow. We play dinner winners, and, well, we do a lot else besides, don't we, Joe?
1:12.1	Oh, yeah.
1:12.7	Yeah, we talk about Western Zoiland.
1:14.4	Yes.
1:15.0	And if you don't know what that is, well, you will.
1:18.3	You will.
1:19.0	Plus, I make a mistake with a grape, but we start, as always, with a clip chosen by Jeremy
1:24.7	Beatle's nephew from London.
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