Danny Wallace Radio X Little jokes on it's great Little jokes I'm opening monologue Have you seen this Have you had about this this week? Is that what Sorry everybody I was about to go High Energy into the intro And then Steve starts talking about How an opening monologue works Would you just tell me So you go you've got to do it in that funny voice.

You've got to go, well, hi, everyone, I'm there? Hey, everybody. You've seen this? Have you seen this this week? Have you heard about this? It's unbelievable. Just do five minute for us. Just do five minute open to monologue. Well, what's happened this week? Percy pigs, we'll talk about that. Percy pigs are taking the cow

Gelatine out of Percy pigs

Go.

So you'd be like, hey, everybody,

have you seen this?

They're taking the cow gelatin out of Percy pigs.

So you'd be like, hey, everybody, have you seen this?

They're taking cow gelatin out of Percy pigs.

To be honest with you, I didn't expect any beef in there, maybe a bit of pork.

That's not that, actually.

Piz Morgan.

Piz Morgan's angry about Percy pigs this week.

Well, we'll get to that, Steve. It's easy. I suppose it is easy. I suppose it is easy, isn't it? What's another big news story from the week that we'll talk about a bit later on? Oh, something about the Pope. Yeah, the Pope. The Pope's telling people off. Hope's telling people, have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Well, I'm just going to steal your joke from later. No, don't do that because it comes up later. Listen, everybody, I guess that's the end of the podcast. We've sort of done it all now. Steve's handy pracey. No, not at all. We've got dinner winner coming up a bit later on.

Tell me something I don't know as well.

Both of which have unique elements to them.

Steve, I think you basically get your facts right.

And in dinner winners, I bring facts to the table.

But we start as always with a clip chosen by Spinkle McGee, who is a

hair, oh, sorry, a mobile hairdresser from the Isle of Aaron. Something like that.

Ray D-O-X. Okay, so just a few things. Number one, we need to start more of our sentences with the word

here to four. No one uses it correctly and it makes us sound smart. Now, Joe, wait, Steve,

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