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Hello and welcome on size. Tesco also sell other products, excludes multi-buy's teas and C supply.

Danny Wallace.

Great.

Alex.

Hello and welcome to podcast four from the important broadcast.

And, well, the results are in.

There was a leaked memo.

Some paperwork that perhaps I wasn't supposed to see.

But it's provided me with deep insight into your podcast listening, where you're going right, where you're going wrong. I will get into that.

It was quite a tense moment, wasn't it, Steve? Yeah. It's finding this stuff out.

Don't switch off yet. No, don't switch off. Don't switch off. Don't switch off yet because we have got an abandonment issue.

If you are listening right now and you're thinking of switching off immediately, don't.

Keep going.

We need to get these numbers up.

One in five people abandon this podcast before two minutes.

How long have I been speaking now, Joe?

Nearly one minute. That's nearly one minute. So they can only deal with 20 minutes. How long have I been speaking now, Joe? Nearly one minute. That's nearly one minute. So they can only deal with twice as much talking

as I've already done before they go, no, this is not for me. This is what the stats say,

the official stats, Steve. Well, speed it up then, mate. I can't, I'm already panicking.

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