The Important Broadcast Module 386: How Could We Forget A Gnome Portal?

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

If you happen to be eating when Steve starts talking about a toothbrush on todays podcast, probably stop eating for a bit. He's not the only one with a toothbrush anecdote though, in case you were worried... The Great Leader has a corker. Plus, Ghost Cows, village fetes and a very awkward encounter whilst paying for Sunday lunch.

Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk

This week’s podcast is dedicated to George.

Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Some days it feels like your to-do list just won't quit.
0:04.4	When life gets hectic, let Halford's take something off your plate.
0:08.9	We're here when you need us.
0:10.5	With trusted experts ready to help you tick off MOTs, servicing, tire fitting and more.
0:16.4	So your car's ready for whatever's ahead.
0:18.7	So why put it off?
0:19.9	Get in touch or drop in today. Book online
0:22.4	at halfer's.com or give your local Halford's garage a call and we'll sort it. So you can keep moving
0:28.1	with confidence. This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace Brady OX
0:39.6	Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you.
0:45.0	I don't know if you remember, but at the end of last week's show
0:47.2	and because you're listening to this, you know, at some point in the future,
0:52.1	well perhaps you just listened to the last podcast. Perhaps you're on an important broadcast, a glutton spree. Perhaps you're on a cruise and you needed a couple of different podcasts to listen to. Yes. And you thought I'd download to Danny's. Well, then you'll remember, just moments ago, Joe wanted to make an observation. Yes. Remember last week? And I wouldn't let him make an observation? Yes. I don't know what it was, though. Oh, Joe! It made me wait a week, I don't know. I don't know anymore. Make an observation. What did I say? You said, can I make an observation? And then Danny pushed back on... No. He rejected the request.
1:28.0	Well, I had you said immediately before I said that.
1:30.4	God knows. It's not my... It was a week ago. This is your observation. You don't know your own observation. You don't know your own observation. Oh no, I know what it was. What was it? It was during... So again, you're going to have to go back and listen to last week's podcast to witness it happening.
1:45.5	Well, I'll tell you what, let's do it at the end of the show.
1:47.6	The end of this show? was during, so again, you're going to have to go back and listen to last week's podcast to
1:44.2	witness it happening. Well, I'll tell you what, let's do it at the end of the show. The end of
1:47.9	this show? Yeah. We can do. I can't guarantee I'll remember them. Well, no, I just think, you know, it'd be nice to do later. That was the tail end of Steve's yawn, by the way, in case you...
1:57.1	I wasn't yawning.
1:58.5	How dare you?
1:59.5	He yawns when he's scared.
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