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This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you

and if you thought last week we concentrated too much on plums

A, you're wrong, two, get lost and C

we concentrate for quite some time on different things today

britishness yes britishness in its whole in its whole and part and i think we should be proud of

what we did today well we should be but being british we're a little bit bashful we don't want to

boast about it being british is a strange nationality to be when you think about it, isn't it? Go on. The three of us are all British. To a point? Yes, British-ish. British. That's how you would describe yourself as British, wouldn't you? Brit, not English. I would, no, I would say British, always. I would say. And if pushed Scottish and then... And then English. Well, I don't know. I'm not English though. But... Yeah, no. But, I'm English adjacent. If I'm being truthful. Please be truthful. I would say British, even though I'm 100%. You're a pure Englishman.

Yeah, but there's something weird about saying, I'm English.

It feels like I'm trying to say something.

I know.

Do you know what I mean?

You're so English.

I couldn't be more English, yeah.

You couldn't be more English.

You're so English that they could have carved like one of those mermaids out of you.

So it's just you, but with quite protrudent breasts,

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