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Danny Wallace.

Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you.

And we do so with a sense of joy, a sense of, not gratitude.

Animosity?

Not animosity, somewhere between joy, gratitude and animosity.

What emotion is that?

Neutrality.

With a completely sense of just a neutral feeling.

Yeah.

We hand it over, not coldly, but not warmly. Yeah. We just kind of go, it's as if you're like, you've borrowed someone's pen at a desk. Yeah. And you've got to give a pick. Yeah. There you go. Oh, no. You know what it's more like? What is it more like? It's more like when you borrow a pen

at like a shop

where you've just bought a card.

Oh, and it's more like? What is it more like? It's more like when you borrow a pen at like a shop where you've just bought a card. Oh, because then it's a bit of generosity. It is a bit of generosity. They don't have to get... They've got other stuff to do. They don't be worrying about their pen, but they go, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine, you go somewhere right then. It's that, because we're also like... we are that kind of level above. Oh, God, yeah.

Do you remember that incredible moment of insane generosity that I brought to the world when I has taken a hotel, I know it's difficult.

It's hot.

Just one.

I witnessed an elderly lady being fleeced at a newsagents being asked for a to pay £4.99 for a

ballpoint pen. I don't remember this. And I said, madam, please, you may have my pen. And I gave her a pen

that was still sealed in a little plastic bag which I had half inched from a hotel that

very day.

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