It's Joanne McNally and Vogue Williams here.

Our podcast, my therapist, ghosted me, celebrates the special therapy that only true friends can offer.

I.e. laughing with you and laughing at you.

Precisely. This week we're supported by married at first sight,

with more total strangers getting to know each other after getting married.

The perfect time to do that.

Stream the brand new series on Channel 4 and watch live on E4.

And listen to my therapist ghosted me on Global Player.

This is a Global Player original podcast.

Danny Wallace.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast, Danny Wallace. Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you from us, your three pals.

Besties.

There's me putting a comforting arm around you.

And with my other hand, don't worry, you can see it. I always keep it in plain sight.

I just, I cut your elbow I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, cup, cup your elbow.

Careful.

Cup your elbow. Respectfully. Very respectfully. First of all, though, I'm not touching you and I say, do I have you up in me? And then I do. Oh, yeah. And then I do. And then there's Steve, who just cheers you up with some slapstick humor.

Yep, I come in and I fall over.

Yes.

And then I go...

It's very funny, we chuckle. And then as I tried to get up, I bunk my head on the table. And then you go, there's a little bit of levity in the world. And then Joe walks in, why is he wearing a waistcoat? And why is he got this old-fashioned watch? Well, he's going to do some close-up magic. And here we go. Ready? Ready? Ready? Oh, look at that. Where did that go? I couldn't possibly tell you. No, and then I uncut my hand from your elbow. Is that your card? And it turns out, there wasn't a card trick. No, no, no, no.

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