The Important Broadcast Module 355: I Buck, Like A Wild Stallion
Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
Global
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Only very few mortals on Earth have ever lain hands on The Great Leader. To do so without express permission would be an offence, punishable by a hefty rap on the knuckles. This week, someone was given the chance to touch him for a prolonged period and he was quite uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Steve becomes confused about the difference between an 'invention' and an 'idea'.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Danny Wallace. |
| 0:09.1 | Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you. |
| 0:14.8 | How are you, I wonder? |
| 0:16.6 | That's what I'm wondering to myself. |
| 0:18.0 | I am imagining you now. |
| 0:20.2 | You're in a one-piece velvet body suit. |
| 0:25.0 | It's green. |
| 0:26.8 | You have attempted to stitch into it the baubles from a Christmas tree you found in a skip. |
| 0:33.0 | The effect is not as glamorous as you think. |
| 0:36.1 | You look like a Batman villain from the 1960s |
| 0:39.8 | when the show was going through different writers |
| 0:43.4 | and real budgetary restraints. |
| 0:46.2 | So I'm going to ask you now to get changed out of that |
| 0:48.8 | and into your boiler suit. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, that listening boiler suit. |
| 0:52.9 | Get that listening boiler suit on you. You better have washed it, by the way. That boiler suit. Yeah, that listening boiler suit. Get that listening boiler suit on you. You better have washed it, by the way. Yeah. That boiler suit. Yeah. You keep putting it on all mucky. Ugh. And that is quite disrespectful, actually. It is disrespectful, actually. But remember you said that for the Christmas period, they can start wearing their Danny, Joe or Steve prosthetics. Yes. So they can dress up like that. Yeah, but I didn't want to tell them that they're allowed to do that. Yeah, oh, sorry. The Christmas period hasn't started yet either. Not in my house. Sometimes when I allow people things, I don't tell them they're allowed it. Right. Because I don't really want them doing it. |
| 1:48.6 | Sorry, I should have read between those lines. They're a lot freer than they think. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. But I just don't like them to know that. Can I say something here in this intro? Just say it. Because I want as many people to hear it as possible. You know, I text you the other week and said, I would just so love it if we could have a band come and play a song in our final show before Christmas. |
| 1:51.5 | I remember you saying that it should be the hooves. The hooves playing that song that we love, hoof on the roof. |
| 1:55.4 | The problem I've got is that... |
| 1:57.2 | Steve's got no memory of it. |
| 1:58.7 | And every time you mention the hooves with hoof on the move, |
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