The Important Broadcast Module 35: Oscitation

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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In this week's podcast, The Great Leader promises you more bonus bits than you can shake a stick at. Now put that stick down. There's a brand new feature feauturing the wit and wisdom of Steve Ferdinando, some news about fish, a tense game of Dinner-Winner and if you're very patient, you might even find a secret recipe in the podcast.... Where on earth could it be hidden!? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace
0:01.4	Radio X.
0:03.6	Hello there and welcome to podcast 35 from the important broadcast.
0:08.8	Lots going on on today's show involving yawning, the weather.
0:15.2	We do a small talk texter where we just ease people into the important, meaty topics that we get onto afterwards.
0:22.1	We play a cracking round of Tell Me Something I Don't Know, which is just full of highs and lows and points hither and thither.
0:27.5	Everything changes.
0:28.6	Everything changes, but you.
0:32.2	Uh, that went romantic, didn't you?
0:33.5	That was nice.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.3	I feel too, because I, you looked at me with some hope there. Yeah. I love you. Okay? Yeah. I'm just not in love with you. Oh, right. It's one of those things. Well, then why have you kept me hanging around? I haven't, no. You keep turning up. No, you text me late at night.
1:12.7	Just to ask you what you have for your tea. Yeah, well, exactly. But what are you actually asking me with that? You're asking me, do you love me too? Yeah, I suppose. I suppose so. I suppose I am. I suspect when you were sending those texts. You've done it a couple of weeks now. I asked us what we're having for our tea. And I think you were doing your research for dinner winner.
1:27.9	You think this is a teet time-based subterfuge? Because we do play dinner winner today and it is tense. I love that we're talking about how you text us what we are, as if that's like a normal thing for people to... I don't just text you to ask you what you have for your teeth. Yes, you too.
1:28.8	Sometimes I send you pictures of like the mud guard in my car and say, do you think this
1:34.0	needs cleaning?
1:35.7	You sent me a picture of your boot before.
1:38.1	Yeah.
1:38.5	I'd just being like, the problem is you can get dirt in the boot and it can be tricky
1:44.0	to clean. Yeah, but the point of that was to show you the mud dirt in the boot and it can be tricky to clean.
1:44.7	Yeah, but the point of that was to show you the mud guard, the sort of the boot guard, which is a £150 option, which the dealer threw in for free. Yeah. Completely removable, isn't it? It is removable. It is removing. Yeah. Sell the car on. You've got a brand spanking new boot there. Exactly. you'd be surprised because it is a bit dirty
1:59.4	but you pick it up and it's pristine under there.
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