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This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace.

Radio X. Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you by us.

And we are such brave little guys.

When I tell you that just to get here, just to speak these words unto thee. Oh my goodness me. The running dorks

were out and about. The running dorks were left, right and center. But more on that later,

am I right? Probably, I'll tell you that much for nothing. Goodness me. Dorks, as far as I could see.

How serious were the running dorts today? Are we talking sort of full...

Full dork? Full spandexy sort of...

Full dork. They went full dork. I had to cross the road.

No.

You see? You see what they make you do?

No, right, but... Okay. So... Are you you about to reverse engineer a joke about why did you cross the road? No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Often what you can do when the running docks are in the way. Yeah, speed up. Is you can go into the tube station, and tube stations normally have entrances either side of the road. You go down you come back and you can use them as a rudimentary subway you can use them as a rudimentary subway but on the old charing cross ah the old charing cross all right let me paint let me do an audio picture so that I'll say again yeah so the old charing cross cross you join in Joe you join in Joe sorry one more time the old charing cross all right governor read all about it read all about it two for pay two for a fan camera they got a shift a day as you yes yes as you brush past the vendors oh yeah all right sir All right, Mr. Penny for your thoughts. Penny for your thoughts. Penny for your thoughts. Penny for your thoughts. The underground subway system they have there. Beep. Mind the gap. That's really nice. I'm trying to help the listener from different shores. The one on the other side of the road has been closed because of the homeless. You can't get through here, mate. Sorry, mate, you're going to the other way. So I had to cross... Oh. Cross the... Just cross where the people are running. Beep, beep. Oh, no, they're not beeping the people. They're doing this. All right. Why don't runners have horns? Runners who have squeezy horns. I just don't see why they can't make a little bridge for them. I thought you meant horns. Oh, they do have horns. Like a little bull with little horns out of their little heads. And I felt guilty getting in their way. Because I was like, I'm going to... My dad, my way, I'm running! I was like, I've got... I'm going to be late for work here. I need to cross the road. Work. And I felt bad about it. Yeah, you should feel bad. You should feel terrible. And I'm like, oh, they're trying to get a time. I think it's a resigning matter. Oh, okay. escalated, didn didn't it? Well, I'm not sure I... I mean, look, we'll look into it. Yeah. And if we think there's enough for me to resign... I'll let you know my decision later on. Do I get a severance package? Do you get a severance package if you resign? Is it called a severance package? You don't.

If you resign, I would do.

You get a severance packet of crisps.

That's not nothing.

There's not nothing.

Well, let's not go that far.

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