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This is a global player original podcast Podcast Danny Wallace

Radio X

Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your podcast pals.

That's me, they call me Danny

and he, they call him Steve

And ho over there, low, it's Joe, you know. Hello. So, how are you? That's the first question. You can answer in your own time, or you can write it down on the piece of paper and send it to us here at Lester Square. I'd love that. If you'd have time for that. No, no, don't, because it just means that the postroom just ends up with stuff I've got to go and collect. Which you never ever do. It'll be a letter that says, I'm fine, thanks. And I'll have to just go and get loads of letters that's fine, thanks. You know there's a loneliness epidemic in this country. Yeah, there is. And a lot of people don't even have someone writing them a letter. You're right. And here you are rebuffing them.

And did you know also that a producer's job?

Yeah, you are right.

It's all popping to the postroom.

Don't write his only letters.

I'll have to go down to the postman.

When you...

Every Sunday when you come up with the giant sack of fan mail...

Yes.

And we go through them using our three separate letter openers.

Yes.

And then I ask Steve to go to the kitchenette to steam off the stamps.

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