The Important Broadcast Module 314: You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Imagine a week where The Great Leader's parking space is SO good that he can't even say it. Plus, Steve returns from Egypt having fallen over and everyone goes gaga for legacy email providers.

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This week’s podcast is for Steph.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	At Amazon, over 50% of deliveries now come with less packaging or with no added packaging at all.
0:07.0	It's a difference you'll notice on your doorstep, where you chat with friends,
0:11.2	where your neighbour's daughter practices guitar, and where we deliver your new noise-canceling headphones in the manufacturer's packaging.
0:18.6	Ah, much better. Reduced packaging from Amazon.
0:22.5	We're delivering change where it matters on your doorstep,
0:26.2	based on 2024 UK and EU Amazon packaging data.
0:32.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:36.3	Danny Wallace.
0:39.6	Brave D-O-X.
0:44.6	Well, hello, and welcome to another important broadcast.
0:45.3	My name is... Your poor little voice.
0:48.3	I think you sound good.
0:50.7	My name is Danny Wallace, and I'm a brave little guy.
0:53.9	It's a very sobering introduction. Well, normally I'd go, well, hello, but I can't. No, he can. I can't. I can't. He's too weak. I'm dying. You're a shadow of yourself. I'm not. It's fine. I've got a cold. I woke up with one nostril blazing
1:11.0	What does that mean?
1:13.3	I don't know, but let's not talk about it
1:14.8	No, horrible
1:15.5	Look, snotty man
1:16.4	Hey
1:17.1	A little snotty old man
1:18.4	You came in this morning
1:19.6	You look like a teething baby
	...

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