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Southwestern Railway.com forward slash app. This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace Radio X

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And we do it because we love you. We're not going to beat around the bush. We kind of think you're perfect. Yeah.

You've come on so well. You come on leaps and bounds.

We're proud of you. We're interested in you.

And we just think, we just think we've really got something here with you.

We think you're grown into a really great person.

Now, all of that was a lie designed to put you at ease.

Many of you will have fallen asleep.

Finally, getting the comfort you craved.

Many of you would have fallen in love with us.

Now making us able to manipulate you easier.

Manipulate you easier.

There's the name of the game. It's a horrible fixer. But now you're not sure. Are they joking? Are they not? We've got you kind of going hither and thither, haven't we? You got you off balance. Oh, much more susceptible now to whatever bone we throw you, a tiny bit of flattery, which I like in you. See, done it again. What would you do now? Now I don't. It's weak. What would you do now if, for example, I was to say, empty the contents of your bank account into my bank account? I would say, Joe, that doesn't work on me. You've tried it so many times. So many We have a shot though, isn't it?

On buses, coaches When we went to Austria He sat behind me at one point And he just went Empty the contents of your bank account Into my bank account Yeah, yeah, yeah And I said it doesn't work I think if I did it through a megaphone I might make some headway It gets me all the time of it though Does he? Yeah It's taken all my money loads of times.

Well, this is all about psychological manipulation.

The whole project... It gets me all the time of it though. Does he? Yeah. It's taken all my money loads of times.

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