The Important Broadcast Module 31: Slander

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week, The Great Leader puts the ball in Steve's court. Steve's reaction is to say something slanderous about a friend's Dad on national radio. Good times. There's also a story from an alley way, a tiger and an email. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace
0:01.4	Radio X
0:03.5	Hello and welcome to podcast number 31 from the important broadcast.
0:08.2	All entirely free, apart from one link where you do have to hit your PayPal button, I'm afraid, delivering £1.20 to my offshore account.
0:19.3	Good.
0:20.1	Yeah, I won't tell you which one, but it's to do with a chili lamb.
0:24.5	A chili lamb, yeah.
0:25.7	So when you hear those keywords, hit your PayPal button.
0:29.0	You should know the address by now.
0:31.2	And I'll be sitting there just watching it roll in.
0:34.7	If people haven't already from previous episodes been sending their money in, is there an opportunity for them to do a lump sum? Yeah, yeah, of course there is. Yeah, no, I haven't checked the PayPal in a while. I'm assuming everyone's paying their subscription. Yeah, yeah. I mean, because otherwise how we're going to be in some serious debt. Seriously, I got my Twitter bill the other day. Oh, did you? Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, my gosh. Oh, we're going to be in some serious debt. Seriously. I got my Twitter bill the other day.
0:54.5	Oh, did you?
0:55.3	Yeah.
0:55.7	Oh, man.
0:56.6	Oh, my gosh. It's bigger than you think it is. It's much bigger than you think it is. You've got to be so careful. Have you paid the Google tax as well this year? Not yet, no. Why are you looking so confused? Well, because I feel like I'm being gullible, because I think you're joking.
1:11.1	About what?
1:12.0	About Twitter, but I know that you can pay to have promoted tweets. I know that's a thing. No, no, it's a pound of tweet, but they didn't tell you that. All right. You must have seen it was all over the news this week. No, I didn't, and that's not a cost that I had budgeted for.
1:29.0	Imagine if you just got that. Imagine if it was just, you just click agree to these things.
1:33.2	Yeah, that's fine. Whatever you've written, absolutely, I'm in. And then one day they send you a bill for 450,000 pounds.
1:40.5	It wouldn't be ideal.
1:41.9	It would bankrupt Trump's campaign though
1:44.2	Wouldn't it just Steve
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