Planning your next train journey, buy it on the Southwestern Railway app.

It's the same ticket, but with a whole bunch of benefits.

Pay no booking fees, get live departure updates and see how busy your South Western Railway train is.

Plus you can book train tickets to anywhere in the UK.

Everything you need. All in your pocket. Get app and go. Download the SWR app today. Geographic exclusions apply. For full T's and Cs, visit southwestern railway.com forward slash app.

This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace.

Ray. D.O. X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast for you from us.

Me, that's D-dubs, him, S-F, short for San Francisco.

And, of course, the German.

J-A. YAR.

Yeah.

Joe Atty-Well. How long have you been German? 40 minutes or so. Really? How's it going? Do you enjoy it? Finding my way. Yeah, it can be tricky at first. Not a big fan of the food, never have been. You don't get used to it? Really? It's trickiest for German food just before Christmas. Oh no, sure, I like that part.

Hang on.

But you'll notice I didn't have any of the accompanying

boiled potatoes or cabbagey stuff. You had sourcrow, didn't you? I didn't. No, I wouldn't have done that. But you had two different type of German worst. you had the Bratvoost

Which by the way

You broke away from the crowd

Because we had the curryvoist

You were like no I want a Bratvoost

And then you ate no fewer than four, count them, miniature Nure Nuremberg, seasoned sausages. And I heard no complaints. No, there wouldn't have been. I've said it before. I certainly didn't hear any complaints as I went up and paid. Got nothing against any sausages, mate. Two weeks later, he's just like, I don't like the food. I don't. I like the sausages. I like the sausages. But that's not all German flees. You're the versed. I like all. I like all diverse, but I don't like the boiled potatoes. because they're too plain. What's wrong with a boiled potato? It's too plain. Why is it German?

It's just a boiled thing.

...