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Danny Wallace.

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With him.

Let's not do that anymore.

It's horrible.

It's an really terrible noise.

It's a really terrible noise.

And people will have been shocked by that. And somewhere... Let's not do that anymore. It's horrible. This is a really terrible nice. Sorry, everyone.

And people will have been shocked by that. Yeah. And somewhere, someone will have nudged their partner and said, can we put this on? Because it's my favorite podcast and you're going to like it. Yeah, yeah. And then they heard that. Yeah, yeah. And that person's now really embarrassed. They're like, oh, yeah, you know, in a car.

In the car, you know, we're in the car.

In the car, you got bored of the music.

I wouldn't listen to a podcast.

Oh, I actually like this one with this guy called Danny.

They put it on, and it's just...

I imagine it sounded a bit like, you know, when it's sort of 2 o'clock in the morning,

you hear a group of drunk people walking down your road singing. That's what I imagine it sounded like. I used to have a man live upstairs from me. His name was Dennis. Yeah. And Dennis would spend all day in the pub. He had one tooth. And never met him sober. He must have been late 70s. Nice fella. And I would hear him sometimes at night, uh, from my basement flat, um, sitting on the wall, laughing, joking with all his many friends.

Until one day I realized it was just him. And he was, and he was doing the voices. Oh, wow. And he would spend so much time at this one pub. No, that's not true. I didn't know

what pub he went to. Yeah. But I would go past a certain pub and I'd think, I bet that's the place.

Oh, yeah. Kind of like blacked out windows. He wants to just be in there all day. Yeah.

And one day I was writing something and I thought, I'll Google that pub. And so I googled it.

And I found on Google Earth or Google Maps, whatever it is, the pub.

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