This is a global player original podcast.

Danny Wallace.

Radio X.

Well, good day to you and welcome to another important broadcast podcast.

See what I did?

Good day.

That's called Keeping It Fresh.

It was very top hat lifting.

It was very top hat lifting. I think because I'd seen

the little Monopoly Man recently. Good day to you, sir. Good day. Good day to you. And it's,

it's keeping the content fresh and the listener on their toes. That sounds like how Jacob Rees

Mogg addresses his children in the morning. Good day to you, sir. Good day to you. Good day,

children. I don't think he does address them. I will see you briefly this evening again. I can't imagine him addressing a child. No. He, when he wears that top hat sometimes, he does look like, I don't know why I'm talking about taking care from that, but he looks like, I can only describe it as like a baron from the Industrial Revolution.

Yes.

Yeah.

That's what he wants.

That's his look. But is he thinking to himself? Has he ever been in a shop? Do you know what I mean? No, I don't feel like he has been in the shop. No, I don't think so either. Is he thinking to himself? I love the style and the ethos and the whole vibe of Barons from the Industrial Revolution. I want to dress that way. I want the unwashed, the masses, to work in the factory

on my behalf. Is that what he wants to look like? Or is he just completely out of touch with

everything? I'll tell you what I think it is. And I have a separate theory, which is that playing the eccentric is very easy. It's like cosplaying. It just requires, I'll wear that, and I'll talk like this, and I'll do that. And it's what people with no imagination do. Yeah. They decide to be eccentric, right? If you're eccentric, good luck to you. Yeah. I love you. Be as eccentric as you like. But if you're choosing eccentricity as your character trait, you're not eccentric. You're a big silly lad. But I don't mince my words. But isn't there, you tell me that there's footage of him as like a seven-year-old, like reading the paper. And he's exactly the same. So maybe it is genetic. Yeah, no, he was like that. Yeah, so that does undermine my theory somewhat. It's just a little toad. But that makes him sound like... I mean, I don't know Jake Ree's Mogg. You don't? So, um... You tell me you did. No, I don't know him. No, no, no. So this is all just speculation. But he could be a psychopath. Could be. Oh, God. Could be? No, think about it, right? If he, from the day of his seventh birthday is reading the financial times

of a top hat on going,

oh, the numbers in Western Zealand are down this week.

We must remove some of the labor force there.

...