The Important Broadcast Module 269: Sometimes Things Just Smell

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

It's a tough lesson to learn, but important nonetheless: Sometimes things just smell. Plus, The Great Leader's spiral into solitary madness and a break in the Dinner Winner deadlock!

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This week’s podcast is for Tom Jurgis.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:06.2	Danny Wallace.
0:09.4	Well, hello and welcome to this, your important broadcast, which has to last you an entire week.
0:17.3	Wow.
0:18.1	Now, you can do that any way you like.
0:20.0	You can slow us right down so that it lasts the full week. This is a new thing I'm going to be trying. It would be almost completely inaudible what we were saying. No, it wouldn't. No? This works at any speed. Really? This podcast works if it was just a blip of noise.
0:39.2	I suppose it wouldn't be inaudible.
0:39.9	That's the wrong word.
0:42.0	I mean, it's like indecipherable is what I mean.
0:43.4	Oh, it's definitely indecipherable.
0:44.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:45.7	But there is audio there.
0:49.8	Yeah, and it seeps in on a subconscious, deep unconscious level.
0:51.6	Really, really unsettling level.
0:52.4	Oh. It widens your paws because your body is shocked. really, really unsettling level. Yeah.
0:54.5	It widens your paws.
0:56.6	Yeah.
0:56.9	Because your body is shocked by the content.
1:00.2	And the words become heavier.
1:02.5	So when they rest upon thine shoulders,
1:06.1	they seep down your body almost like an audio syrup.
1:10.4	I've not worked out the actual maths of it yet. Let's say the podcast is usually around an hour to an hour. This is not maths, it's art. But literally you're welcome, just welcome. Like, that would last for hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would know how welcome you were. Well, yeah. You'd be damn sure of that. You would. He's been saying this for ages. you must mean it. Yeah, Yeah. But you would know how welcome you were. Well, yeah. You'd be damn sure of that.
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