The Important Broadcast Module 251: Do You Like My Big Slippers?

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The Great Leader's postman has become confused about exactly whose letters he's delivering... But who's he thinking of instead? Meanwhile, Steve returned from Ben Nevis with a predictably shoddy excuse of an apology and he brought back memories of a "devil monster thing" which he saw in his room. Plus, knee surgery, medals and more news on the lack of fig rolls on supermarket shelves. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Izzy. Thank you.

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0:00.0	If your client is not happy with the quality with your work and wants compensation,
0:07.0	because they allege it's amateurish, unprofessional and childlike,
0:13.4	Hiscox could help protect you.
0:16.3	The story of your business, underwritten by His Cox Businessx Business Insurance. Subject to already holding a relevant
0:24.5	Hizcox policy and subject policy eligibility, terms and conditions.
0:31.8	This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace.
0:39.6	Radio X.
0:44.7	Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast, brought to you from us.
0:52.8	Now, look, going forward to build a breakthrough important broadcast 2.0 and succeed in an increasingly competitive broadcast world, we're going to need to be
0:55.7	extremely hardcore. This will mean listening long hours at high intensity. Only exceptional
1:03.1	performance will constitute a passing grade, and anyone who has not agreed by 5pm today
1:08.5	will automatically be entered into the listener cull.
1:11.6	Whatever your decision, thank you for your efforts to make the important broadcast as good as it can be.
1:17.6	Yeah, we've also got rid of all your listener partners.
1:19.6	True. Steve, over to you.
1:21.6	Well, welcome to the show.
1:24.6	It's very important that you work extra hard this week.
1:30.7	Because as you heard from Danny there, this is a whole new world of broadcast.
1:35.5	This is a hell of a module.
1:36.8	Okay.
1:37.4	And actually, people were saying that they hate this new version of the show.
1:42.0	But we've had more people listening to it than ever. Doing it for the lulls. So, you know... And remember also, if you want the listen that you give to us, if you want the listen verified... That doesn't come for free, does it? That doesn't come for free. No way. You've had it too sweet for too long listeners. That's done. Your verified listening days free and gratis are over. I've just decided to reverse that. Okay, great. I really? Yeah. The trouble is that some people had already paid to get their listens verified. Sure. Yeah. Doesn't matter, is it? Should we give that money back? Well, they said it to me. Yeah. I don't know. We should do, tricky that.
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