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Danny Wallace.

Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to, and yes, it's still an important broadcast.

I mean, it's probably more important than many of the broadcasts we've done.

Yeah.

Coming as it has at such a strange time, it's a little different from normal. But then we add loads of stuff for the podcast. So, you know, if you think of the complaining, shut your face. Yeah. Sorry, that was very aggressive, wasn't it? That was aggressive. But, you know, there's a funny mood at the moment. We've tried to reflect that. but we've also tried to still be your pals

yeah we're um we've got our arms open hug us if you want yeah come on or don't it's fine

everything you can do whatever you want at the moment if you would like to give us a little cuddle

you're more than welcome yes equally if you don't want to give us a cuddle

no it's fine we won't take it we're going to it. Hey, you can give us a fist bump or just a friendly nod that we're here for you as we are contractually. I think it's 48 weeks a year. Is that right? Yes. Is it? Well, I get four shows off a year. I see. Yeah. I don't think I've got any,

I don't remember anything like that. You do, but you refuse to ever take holiday. If you'd like to,

fist bumpers, you can. If you'd like to just very gently drape your fingers over our faces

and just draw the hand down in order to make a visual or a more tactile memory

of our visages. Don't do that. Please don't do that. But you can instead listen to today's

important broadcast, which features no dinner winner.

No, tell me something I don't know.

No, small talk texter.

Almost nothing at all.

In you get.

RadioX.

Well, hello everybody, and welcome along.

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