The Important Broadcast Module 239: A Cello, A Gong & A Conch

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The Great Leader loves you. He respects you. However, that doesn't mean he doesn't expect an awful lot from you. This week, Steve went on a team building exercise that sent people to sleep and your leader was fixated on an unusual presence in the studio. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Kimi Thank you.

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0:00.8	Amazon offers term time working to their employees, like Anton,
0:07.4	who's home to look after his daughters during their holidays.
0:10.0	Hello!
0:10.8	To him, this is the best sound in the world.
0:17.2	Actually, maybe that's the best sound of all.
0:23.1	Now that's term time working.
0:24.5	Offered at Amazon.
0:26.8	Ten weeks off guaranteed per year.
0:29.0	Mix of paid holiday and unpaid time off.
0:29.8	Conditions apply.
0:35.3	This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace.
0:40.9	Did you hear that?
0:44.0	I think that was the sound of the start of the show, isn't it?
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.9	But who's that man?
0:48.3	What man?
0:49.3	The man.
0:51.8	Right at the beginning before our usual piece of... Sorry.
0:52.2	The man, you heard the man.
0:53.0	I forgot the... I thought you meant you're a clunking chair. No! I don't know why they're making that noise. Yeah. No, the man at the start. Who is he? And what happened? We walked in the studio, sat down, and then the voice of God went... A global original. That's Barnabas. Barnabas! He comes in... You've got a voices. He says, he just states what things are when they're not global.
1:14.6	Yeah. That's Barnabas. Barnabas. He comes in... God of voices.
1:27.2	He says... He just states what things are when are not global. So I went to go see... What's it called? That new Elvis film, the other day. And he came in and said, this is not a global original. He did that. He's very specific about that. Yeah. It's helpful, really. I suppose. That's how we know him.
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