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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

The Important Broadcast Module 230: What's A Muntjac?

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Let's have a quick show of hands... Who already knows what a muntjac is? Don't Google it!!! The Great Leader did what he does best, today. He EDUCATED everyone. There's also talk of desertion and an irregular use of the word "guffaw". Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast back-dedicated to Mel. Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This year, Amazon are increasing the electric delivery vehicles we use across Europe to 10,000.

0:06.0

It's a difference your notice on your doorstep, where babies are made a fuss of,

0:11.0

where we deliver footballs for kids' kickabouts, and where they deliver the football straight into Nextdoor's Garden.

0:19.0

Uh, can they have their ball back, please?

0:23.0

We're delivering change where it matters on your doorstep.

0:27.0

Delivery service partner vehicles across the UK and EU.

0:30.1

Danny Wallace, Radio X.

0:33.6

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast for you. Remember, print it out.

0:41.5

What if there was a great, you know, a great digital shortage? What would you do? What on earth would

0:46.9

you do if the digits dried up? If all the sound files suddenly got sucked back up the pipes and you're there, you can see them going through the internet pipes.

0:58.1

And you're clasping at them, aren't you?

0:59.8

You're grasping at them.

1:01.1

You're picking up the internet wires, the tubes, and you're sucking at them, trying to get the digits back.

1:06.5

But no, the wisdom's gone.

1:08.2

Yeah.

1:08.7

Go to your ringbinder.

1:10.3

All the podcasts are printed out.

1:12.0

I sort of have a theory that in our lifetime, the internet will pretty much get deleted.

1:19.1

There'll be some kind of internet crash and we'll lose all of our internet stuff.

1:23.3

Oh yeah.

1:24.3

At internet towers, someone's going to trip over a cable and pull it out of the wall.

1:27.8

Yeah, there'll just be some kind of internet crash. And then someone will go, you backed it up, right? And then the guy's like, oh. We still have internet, but all the, like, websites will be gone. Yeah, it'll just be, like, like, fresh sheets. We'll go back to GeoCities. Everything will become available again. and so you have to like start again

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