With Click and Collect, you're out of the store in as little as one minute.

That's faster than Samo Farrah, after eight coffees wearing running spikes and go faster stripes.

Screwfix. No stopping you.

Danny Wallace.

Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast for you.

From us, you know, that's really all there is to it.

It's a very, very simple transaction.

I don't know why you're always trying to make it seem so complicated.

I don't know why you complain about it so much.

I don't know why you seem so ungrateful when I turn up, as I do sometimes, to a listener's house, and say say what did you make of it and they're like oh no

I haven't downloaded it yet well you have because you've got it you're following it yeah so it downloads

automatically oh I haven't been able to listen to it yet you have because I've been sitting in my car

outside watching and you haven't done anything at all for an hour and a half. Yeah.

So what do you think?

It is a little intimidating when you do that.

I only do it in certain regions.

Yeah. Where was the last one?

The North West.

I did a four-day...

Listener tour.

Listener tour.

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