Danny Wallace

Ray D-O-X

Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast podcast from your podcast

Pals, the podcast Pixies.

We are Pixies.

Not the band.

Not the band.

The magical beings.

If we were the band, I would obviously be Frack.

Yeah.

You would be Kim Dill.

Right.

And you would be Joey Santiago. Is that his name? I don't know. You've done awfully well. What about the magical beings, though, the Pixies? Have you ever seen one? Up close, I mean, not from a distance. It doesn't count. Well, I, well, this is that. My dad hit one with his car when we were younger. Oh, no. wasn't quite it wasn't quite dead so he actually had to go out finish it off with the car jam I had to go

finish it off and it was horrible to be honest and you get a lot of them on the 812 I see a lot of

them on the 812 but it's we couldn't leave. No. Like, it was in so much pain.

I don't know why they use major trunk routes.

Because they can fly over fields. Yeah, I know. But you all get them. I mean, there's not as many around these days. I remember when I was a kid, you'd go on holiday. I'd see him all the time, wouldn't you? Well, you'd park up at some service station,

particularly in France and places like that.

You'd look at the front, the registration plate, covered in pixies. Covered in pixies, yeah. Covered in pixies. Yeah, it goes to show where, like, global warming probably is killing them off, you know. Which is one of the main reasons I think we should stop that. Yeah, yeah. But when hit on the motorway if you hit a oh a big one it's dangerous splat on the and then you're like oh no

what do i do because it'd just be the little legs yeah yeah and the and the juice the pixie juice

yeah yeah exactly yeah it's horrible do we mean, do we squeege it? Yeah.

No, you've got to stop and...

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