The Important Broadcast Module 218: Mummy Daddy Longlegs

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

As is the case every year, The I.B.S wishes all the Mums a top day and extends thoughts to those whose Mums are no longer with them. Of course, the tradition is that The Top 10 Mums chart is announced - that will ALWAYS be the case and besides that, there's so much more! The Great Leader went to the pub for a sunny lunch, Steve walked on a red carpet (but got it wrong) and we were all invited on a mind-trip into The Dannyverse. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Jack F G. Thank you.

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0:00.0	You have 30 seconds to diffuse a bomb, but it isn't any bomb.
0:05.0	It's a chemical weapon filled with poisonous gas planted by a serial killer.
0:11.0	You need quiet. But your ears never stop ringing.
0:15.0	You haven't slept properly in months.
0:17.0	Oh, God. You're on the edge.
0:19.0	And you've only got three seconds left.
0:23.9	Trigger point returns October 26 on ITV1 and ITVX.
0:29.1	Hold your breath.
0:30.5	Danny Wallace.
0:31.8	RadioX.
0:33.6	Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast for you from us. Consider it a little present. An I-B-P, an I-B-P. Unwrap it, by all means. Don't try and re-gift it. Don't re-gift it. It's a very cheap move. And if you do re-gift it, then they'll know, because I'm saying
0:54.4	this bit now.
0:55.2	If you don't want it,
0:56.0	give it to a charity shop.
0:56.8	You don't want to give it to charity.
0:57.7	Don't re-gift it.
0:58.7	Yeah, pop it through.
0:59.7	Leave it outside,
1:00.6	in a big pile,
1:01.7	outside a charity shop.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.1	Let some good come of our efforts.
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