Debbie was in a bit of a pickle.

A Crisp and Gurkin sandwiches just weren't selling.

Until she had the good idea to use Canva to design her logo,

menus and social posts.

They looked good.

Really, really good.

Turns out Crisp and Gurkin sandwiches are right up everyone's street.

Even if that street now smells a pickles.

Thanks, Canber.

Danny Wallace, Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your podcast.

Don't do it to yourself.

Pencil cases.

Right.

Mine is a lovely one that you had at school and all your mates have signed it in Tippex.

Lovely.

Yours, Joe, is in the shape of a monster truck and it's made of plastics. You're god dang right it is. And you can take the wheel off and it's a pencil sharpener. Absolutely. And yours is from your dark period at school when you were really into heavy metal, Steve. Yeah, and I've got a slayer sticker on the front. There's a slayer sticker and there's a skull. Think about this, right? Go on. Pencil cases largely made of plastic.

Well, controversial opinion already.

I think a lot of them are made of materials or metals.

All leatherette.

Fine.

But we probably all had a plastic pencil case.

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