The Important Broadcast Module 211: I'm Like David Geffen

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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**PLEASE READ** The Producer of Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast would like to clarify that in the course of today's show, he incorrectly attributed a poem about peas, to the excellent poet, Pam Ayres. Whilst Ayres' works are many and splendid, she did not write this particular ode to peas. The internet makes conflicting claims about who did write the poem. ANYWAY. This week, Steve wore his (slowly fading) mustard shirt and claimed he was like David Geffen. Don't worry about Googling him, because The Great Leader will ensure you are fully up to speed. Plus, a mysterious ticking noise in Wallace Towers and lots of talk about peas. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Tom & Pizza. Thank you.

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0:00.0	Amazon has increased funding for employees to £3,000 a year every year for career development.
0:07.0	Like Juliet, she's now a trained technician.
0:10.0	And to her, the sound of machinery in need of repair, reminds her of how far she's come.
0:18.0	In two years, she's landed her dream job, providing her with valuable skills.
0:23.7	That's up to £3,000 every year for career development at Amazon. Eligibility conditions apply.
0:30.5	Danny Wallace, Radio X. Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from us.
0:38.6	The podcast, Pearls.
0:42.2	Global radio very much like an oyster.
0:45.3	Yep.
0:46.2	We're inside it.
0:47.4	Full of gristle and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
0:51.6	But if you just persist, you'll find a pearl.
0:56.4	But there's only a pearl in certain oysters.
1:01.3	That's right.
1:01.9	So is Global technically the sea?
1:04.3	Global's the sea.
1:05.9	There's loads of oysters in it.
1:07.6	Loads of oysters, which are studios.
1:09.3	Some of those studios are filled with absolute filth and very salty.
1:14.3	Slimy.
1:16.0	But keep looking.
1:17.4	Keep looking and you'll find one.
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