The Important Broadcast Module 203: Shopkeeper Sass

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Yes, apparently that's how you spell "sass". It's not a word you write very often, is it? The Broadcast sparkled today, like a star atop a brilliant tree - but then, it always does. Steve had some wise words, The Great Leader had wiser ones and it all culminates in a TENSE Dinner Winner. Enjoy. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace
0:01.4	Brady OX
0:03.5	Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast
0:06.2	from the podcast people
0:10.0	called us
0:11.3	Yeah
0:11.9	Didn't know where that was going
0:13.0	It didn't go anywhere really, did it?
0:14.4	If we all lived in a little village
0:16.2	Oh, I'd love that like Smurfs
0:17.4	Yeah, like Smurves
0:18.6	What?
0:19.4	Smurves?
0:20.1	Like Smurfs Stop correcting me I just think i i mean it would make sense that a group of smurfs were called smurfs so i was like did i not know that because i know a lot of smurbs are together yeah yeah yeah um so if we would have in the little village what do you think uh you would be in charge of? Don't say mayor, okay?
0:38.7	Okay, I would be in charge of the binoculars in case Gargamel came.
0:43.3	Hang on, we're not Smurfs, are we?
0:45.0	Smurfs.
0:45.3	No, we like Smurfs.
0:46.5	So we're like little versions of us in the little village.
0:48.7	We're like a Romanian knockoff of the Smurfs.
0:51.1	That's it, yeah.
0:51.7	Like an arrival animation. Yeah. What color are we? We're green. We're green. And we're called the Perfs. Careful. Yeah. So we're the Perves. And we live in the forest with a pair of binoculars. That's what you're in charge of. Okay. So I'm in charge of looking out for Gargamel. Mm-hmm. And you? I think I would maybe be the person who checks... Not a person, a Perth. I'll be the Perth that checks all the pies in the village. Lovely. So make sure they're, one, hot. Yeah. And then two, if they've got meat in it or not. Because some perthes are vegetarian.
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