The Important Broadcast Module 194: Salisbury Bunting

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The IBS returned to full strength with the return of Steve Ferdinando, who for reasons which were unclear, was not running the London Marathon. Predictably, he brought stories of misfortune and woe and they were enjoyed by all, not least, by The Great Leader. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Claire (and the wee boy, Arthur). Thank you.

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace Ray D-O-X Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your pals, the IBS, Important Broadcast Squad, Assemble. Blah! In? Yeah, no, sorry. What was that noise? No, sorry, I was just doing the assemble thing. Oh, no, it's okay, because we're all here. Oh, right, yeah. And then you made quite a stark series of movements and an awful noise.
0:24.0	No, sorry, I was just, you know, you said assemble. Yeah. I just want to bring a bit of colour. No, sure. Joe did it perfectly. It's colourful enough, mate. Joe did it perfectly. He remained completely still. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize. That's okay. No, it's that right?
0:34.3	No, it's fine.
0:34.8	No, no, we're in now.
0:37.5	Not the time.
0:38.1	It's not the time or the place.
0:39.5	Sorry, I've been off for a week.
0:40.7	No, I know.
0:41.2	You're out of... No, is that right? No, it's fine. No, no, we're in now.
0:38.0	Not the time.
0:39.2	It's not the time or the place.
0:40.6	Sorry, I've been off for a week.
0:41.1	No, I know.
0:52.0	You're out of practice. I'm not. She's made the start of the show a bit awkward, isn't it? Yes, but we can get through it, can't we, though? Yeah, I think it'll be fun.
0:54.8	So have I done anything funny this week?
0:56.4	Oh, no one asked you that, Steve.
0:56.9	Oh, sorry.
1:44.2	Yeah, I think it'll be, yeah, it'll be fun. So have I done anything funny this week? Oh, no one asked you that, Steve. Oh, sorry. Yeah, sorry, no, normally you kind of like... No, but I hadn't done it. Yeah. Sorry. No, God, you... I don't know if this is working, Joe. I don't know whether we should start again or just wipe... Not do a podcast this week, maybe. It is not bother. Maybe we just don't do one. Maybe we should. I'm just going to put it out there. Quit the show. Well, how would we do that? Show me how you would do that. We just quit. We just put the mics down. I'm afraid that there are contracts in place that would make that expensive. Our contract's one track. There's not a contract that you can't get out of. Is that the old phrase? That's what they say, isn't it? Why have one? Yeah, well, that's it, yeah. Well, I remember I was leaving an old flat. I was contracted for many more months. But I just said, I want to leave now, and I said, that's fine. Oh, really?
1:44.7	So as far as I'm concerned.
1:45.7	It's almost like they wanted rid of you.
1:46.9	That's enough evidence for me.
1:49.7	Yeah.
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