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Danny Wallace. Rate.

Oh dear. I was about to go big there.

Sorry.

Did you notice? Because I inhaled like a balloon and I was about to go, welcome!

And then you just went, oh dear.

And you shifted around and you pulled your trousers up.

And then you looked at me and arrogantly gave me the nod, as if to say, yes, we're ready now.

Whereas I was still inflated from the words I'd stored up in my chest to force out at high speed like an owl expelling

a pellet at the listener. It's been a long show. I was just, I didn't realize that we have to

record the start of everything. Everything I say has to be recorded. Why don't you welcome people

along?

Okay.

Hello and welcome to podcast number 415.

That's why you don't do it.

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