The Important Broadcast Module 138: Criminal Burrito

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

What a strange time eh? An odd gathering in Trafalgar Square, the absence of Steve and a radio programme that goes into detail about the host's dinners over the course of the week. You wouldn't have it any other way though, would you? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:00.0	Close your eyes. Take a deep breath and you're there. Welcome to Payment Paradise, powered by Dojo.
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0:35.3	Authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority and Electronic Money Regulations.
0:40.3	Danny Wallace.
0:42.0	Ray D-O-X.
0:43.7	Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast, podcast from your podcast, PALS.
0:48.5	There's me, Captain Danny. I'm saluting.
0:50.7	You're on.
0:51.1	There's him, Private Joe.
0:52.7	Hello.
0:53.5	He's waving. And there is, well, how would you describe
0:58.6	Steve in the war that is any broadcast? Obviously, I'm the fellow going over the top lads.
1:07.7	Off you go. Have a good one. Joe is the happy go lucky private with full trust and
1:14.2	faith in me, launching himself at the enemy. And Steve is, well, he's an absentee, isn't he? He's gone
1:22.7	AWOL. He's in the outdoor privy. He's a traitor. A traitor, not just to me, not just to Joe, but to you, the listener.
1:32.6	He has abandoned you this week.
1:35.4	I only heard about it myself at the tail end of the week.
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